The Minister’s Dog Blog
Tuersday 18th May 2010
Well hello again my faithful followers. What a day it has been today, in fact what fantastic days we have had recently. The fake tan and bikini are definitely coming out soon...Dundee Beware! Missy and I have been enjoying super walks to Monikie and the various beaches round Dundee. Walking in both places though does require Missy to get very wet as she always has to paddle in the sea or reservoir. The other day I had an unfortunate encounter with water too although it was not of my own doing and was very embarrassing. We had been for a lovely walk at Monikie and were on the home straight coming round the bottom of the reservoir when a lovely smell caught my attention wafting slowly in the breeze. This time it was not food but fox poo...I know, I know you would think that this would have little effect on me but the next thing I know I am rolling about in it and smelling rather fragrant. As you can imagine my mum and dad were not very pleased. What would they do to get rid of the smell? Well I will tell you what they did...they washed me in public at the carwash at the roundabout on the Kingsway in a dog washing machine! I ask you! The least they could have done was sell tickets rather than everyone stopping to get a free look, even the people on the bus were looking. I have now just about recovered from the embarrassment and even though I do say so myself, I am smelling lovely. I have threatened Missy that she is next, although she will have to save up all her pocket money as a wash and set is rather pricey.
Well thats about it for now and I will write again soon. BFN 
Sunday 30th May 2010
Hello again it's your favourite dog back. If you read the last blog you will be aware of my humiliation in the dog wash...well you will be pleased to know that I have just about recovered from it and just to prove my point I rolled in a deceased bird on my walk today! I know I just never learn. Well were you all watching The Eurovision Song Contest last night. Missy and I watched the first half but ended up falling asleep during the voting...I don't think that we missed much but at least it wasn't nil point. I hope that all the people in Dundee and the surrounding area loved the weather we had last weekendI think someone must have towed Scotland to the Med as it was boiling. My mum and dad decided to use their new tent and go camping. They seemed to have a nice time but not exactly basic. They set off with a packed car complete with a fridge, laptop and the box set of Benidorm DVD's. Missy and I were collected on the Saturday and spent the afternoon tied up outside the tent admiring the view over St Andrews. Well I will sign off now as it is getting late. Will write again soon.
PS Did you watch the Grand Prix today...brilliant win for Hamilton and Button.
BFN